heycrabman:

who wanna help the crab man pay his bills $charzinn or

auckie:

Sorry Dean asked me to post those and tag them as DEAN

auckie:

I just graduated from KMS highschool and got a full ride to prager u! But it’s hard because zapruder u is also offering me a pretty decent scholarship based off the fact that my podcast scores were so high

auckie:

Looking around smiling. Bald but covered in peach fuzz. Hey. I’m the new guy in town.

auckie:

Seriously not even joking, in the mood to be hit by a foul baseball rn. Like a baseball hit that is a foul, not like. A tainted or spiked corrupted baseball. I think it would do me good

I don’t want to be a line cook anymore :(

littleguymart:

(source)

harrierdubois:

🍔

lycantropy14:

what’s he dreaming about

harrierdubois:

dont.